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Люди обесценились
С отменой крепостного права люди обесценились !
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Это что за… СССР ?
Это что за… СССР ?
art by BenjaminForsell (original poster www.deviantart.com/art/A-Pu…)
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Автор самого остроумного оскорбления в истории
Согласно опросу The Daily Mail самым большим остряком признан Уинстон Черчилль с ответом на замечание парламентария Бесси Брэддок.
art by Martin Valkhoff
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Большие не знают
Большие не знают, что ребенок даже в самом трудном деле может дать чрезвычайно важный совет. Фёдор Михайлович Достоевский. “Идиот“ basis by ifreeze
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Жизнь это список дел на сегодня
То, что мы называем жизнью, – обычно всего лишь список дел на сегодня.
Ванда Блоньская.
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Подмастерье сразу стал кузнецом
Деревенский кузнец сказал новому подмастерью : – Сейчас выну из огня подкову. Как кивну головой, бей по ней молотом. Так новичок-подмастерье сразу стал кузнецом.
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В стельку
- У меня муж подкаблучник !
- А у меня надкаблучник.
- ? !
- Всегда в стельку…
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Первый
- У вас в роду были евреи ?
- Нет, я первый.
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Психоделическая
Психоделическая музыка — это такая, под действием которой психи делятся (или размножаются делением)… Как то так